weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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