just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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