I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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