HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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