He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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