ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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