he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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