Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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