so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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