You can't special order awesome
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm just crazy horny about you
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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