i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
