windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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