Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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