wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
