it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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