So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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