Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Do vagina's smell?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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