even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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