I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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