i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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