I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Ketchup is God's man juice
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Edward fifth and chaser hands
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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