Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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