So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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