Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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