I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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