As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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