As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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