I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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