ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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