ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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