mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
In other news, I just burned my penis
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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