How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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