I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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