Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Randomize
