i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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