In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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