Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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