sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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