it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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