I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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