Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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