You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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