i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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