If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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