remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's rum buckets o'clock
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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