she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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