My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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