We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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