awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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