I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We need to rekindle our bromance
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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