Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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