do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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