Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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