bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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