dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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